Husband & Wife - Love To Do
 
A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said,

“Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”

“I would love to.” Replied the husband. “But I don’t know her well enough.”
 

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Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
 
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

“Take my advice,” said the neighbour, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jim?” And that cured him.

“Cured him !” asked the woman, “but how?” The neighbour said, “You see, his name is Bill.”