Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai

Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai

Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

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Mann me apke har baat rahegi,

Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,

Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,

Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…

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D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.

O- OR APNA BANA LE.

S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.

T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.

I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

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Many people will walk in and out of your life.

But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

    *  UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.  – Dennis Ritchie

    * Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. — Ralph Johnson

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.. — Fred Brooks

    * Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work. Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why it works. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don’t know why. It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for it; it’s even harder when you’ve assumed your code is error-free.  – Steve McConnell

    * If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. — Gerald Weinberg

    * The Six Phases of a Project: Enthusiasm, Disillusionment, Panic, Search for the Guilty, Punishment of the Innocent, Praise for non-participants — Anonymous

    * Good code is its own best documentation. As you’re about to add a comment, ask  yourself, ‘How can I improve the code so that this comment isn’t needed?’ Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.  – Steve McConnell Code Complete

    * The trouble with the world is that the stupid are dead sure and the intelligent are doubtful. — Bertrand Russell (The most thoughtful one…)

    * No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of  a live audience the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved. — Anonymous

    * One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. –Robert Firth

    * Fifty years of programming language research and we end up with C++?  – Richard A. O’Keefe

    * C programmers never die. They are just cast into void. — Anonymous

    * If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. — Edsger Dijkstra

    * You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic; you cannot have both at the same time.  –(Bertrand Meyer)

(Thoughtful Ones…)

    * There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.. — Alan J. Perlis

    * Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. — Bill Gates

    * The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. –Tom Cargill

    * Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs. The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots… So far the Universe is winning. — Anon

Ek IT (computer) field ki ladki gali kya degi ?

Saale! Infinite loop, garbage collector, dharti pe undefined symbol, pedaishi error, Virus ki aulad, bevakufi ki harcopy, voatile admi, bheja blank CD aur khana Gigabyte? Itna maarungi ki dharti se delete hokar, Yamraj se read ho kar, seedhe narak me display ho jayega !!!

Just do it - don’t cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this ..
This will blow your mind…!
Just do it - don’t cheat!!!!!!! !!!!!

Try this its actually quite good. But don’t cheat! Count the number of F’s in the following text in 15 seconds:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Managed it?

Scroll down only after you have counted them! OK?

How many? Three?

(You r definitely male!!!)

Wrong, there are six - no joke!

Read again!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

The reasoning is further down… The MALE brain cannot process the word “OF”. Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F’s on the first go has a brain of a Female You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near you to work it out.

Year :  2030

Place : IBM, USA  (Two Americans  Talking)

Currency Conversion Rate :  INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100

Alex: Hi John, you didn’t come yesterday  to office?

John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for  stamping.

Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard  that nowadays it has become very strict.

John: Yeah, but I managed to get  it.

Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?

John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue.  Bill Gates was standing  in front of me and they played with him like  anything. That’s why it  got delayed. I went there at 2 AM itself and waited and returned by 4 PM.

Alex: Really? In India, it is a matter of  an hour to get stamped for USA

John: Yeah, but that is because who in  India will be interested  in coming to USA man, their economy has  been booming.

Alex: So, when are you leaving?

John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets  from the client in India and you know, I will  be getting a chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come  true.

Alex: How long are you going to stay in  India.

John: What do you mean by how long? I will  be settled in India, my company has  promised me that they will process my Hara Patta ..(green  card)

Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very  difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.

John: Yeah, that’s why, I am planning to  marry an Indian girl there.

Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in  Hyderabad, Bangalore and  Mumbai.

John: But, I prefer Indian girls because  they are beautiful and cultured.

Alex: Where did you get the offer,   Bangalore ?

John: Yeah, salary is good there, but cost  of living is quite high, it is Rs. 2000/- for a single room accommodation.

Alex: I see, that’s too much for US  people, Rs.1/- =$100/-. Oh God! what about in   Hyderabad ,  Mumbai?

John: No idea, but it is less than what we  have in Bangalore  . It is like the world  headquarters of software

Alex: I heard, almost all the Indians are  having one personal Robot for help.

John: You can get a BMW car for Rs.  5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs.7500/-. But my dream is to  purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.2 ,00,000/- but has got a lovely  design.

Alex: By the way, who is your client?

John: Subbarao and Apparao Associates, a  pure Indian company, specialising in Embedded  Software.

Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure  Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who  have opened  their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies  pay you in full even when you are on bench.

My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his  bench time to visit Bihar, the most liveable place in  India, probably world.  There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want!  I   wonder how that state has perfected that system.

John: Yeah man!, you are right.. I hope our  Americaalso follows their  footsteps.

Alex: How are you going to cope with their  language?

John: Why not? From my school days I have  been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York. At the Consulate they  tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent per cent  score in TOHIL i.e. Test of Hindi as International  Language.

Alex: So, you are going to have fun  there.

John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the  world’s fastest train, world’s largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood  where you can  see actors like, Hrithik, Shah Rukh Khan and all. Esselworld  is also near Bollywood.

Alex: You know, the PM is scheduled to  visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.

John: That’s true. Last month, Narayana  Murthy visited White House  and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure  development at aSiliconValleyand has promised  more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of   Bangalore  . Bill Gates also got  a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.

Alex: But, Indian government is planning  to split Narayanamurthy’s Infosys.

John: He is a hard worker man, he can  build any number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It  seems, if you  keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can  reach Pluto..

Alex: OK, Good Luck  John.

John: Same to you Alex. And don’t go to  Consulate in a “Kurta Pyjama” because they will think you are too Indianised and  may doubt you will  never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may  get rejected. But don’t forget to say ” Namaste, aap kaise hai ” to the Visa  officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a    visa if you don’t greet him that way.

LET’ US  TRY TO BRING THIS DREAM TO REALITY

Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between “potentially” and “in reality”

Dad: I will show you Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?

Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter: Waoh! Yes! This is my fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?

Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, “potentially” we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but “in reality” we are living with 2 bitches and 1 gay!